How Do You Know if a Girl Really Likes You

How do you know if a girl really likes you?

If she follows you around and rubs herself against your side, that’s a good indication. But, if you urinate in front of her and she rolls in it, then you know she’s yours. This advise is best followed if you’re a moose, and it's rutting season. I can’t be held responsible if you try any of this on your next date.

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